When I try to find a competent CO-OP partner for Splinter Cell

I start like...

And end like...

When I see a message saying "Save Corrupted" and I lose all my progress

I'm like...

(Yes, I mean you, Pokemon Red & Blue...)

When I accidentally throw a grenade at my team because I'm used to another button layout

I'm like...

When my wife plays Halo 4 co-op with me and enemies shoot at her

She's like...